Midnight
Sigh. Let's be honest. Our heroes have gone off the rails. And there's nothing you or I can do about it. Excuse me while I go ponder the futility of my existence in a world where I am completely incapable of influencing what will happen and my only purpose in life is to record what has already come to pass.
More from Season 1
Episode 1
Best Foot Forward
Freshman Dorothy Castlemore is not having a good day. A fresh black eye, a douchey mortal enemy getting in her way and nobody around she can punch. At least she has the internet and a cute new roommate to help cheer her up!
Episode 2
Flying Off the Handle
Dorothy has decided which sororities, er, sorority she's going to pledge and makes some unwise choices. Unwise? Unwise.
Episode 3
A Meeting of Minds
Dorothy has made some…interesting new friends. Although their sorority skills are great, they have a lot to learn about the internet before they're ready to save anyone.
Episode 4
Gentleman Caller
Meet Dorothy's new boy. And his baggage.
Episode 5
What's Your Preference
Dorothy is a shoe-in for a bid to MST. Or so she thought. Oh sweet summer child.
Episode 6
Nothing Is Good and Everything Hurts
How do you solve a problem like Dorothy-Blob? How do you catch a cloud and use it to cheer up your friend who is in the depths of despair because she feels like her life's dreams are over?
