Back to 2019
The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
More from 2019
Episode 2
The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
1m 2019-04-10
Episode 3
The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Hey person, what's your sound?
3m 2019-06-02
Episode 4
The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
2m 2019-07-07
Episode 5
The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
4m 2019-07-31
Episode 6
The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
3m 2019-08-12
Episode 7
The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
5m 2019-09-02
